Animow
I’m wearing a jacket and leaned my elbow on the desk and it made a farting noise. Hehe. But back to Animows. Today I was sitting at lunch, eating my second bowl of fiber cereal, which isn’t the best...
View ArticleAttempting Normal
Hooray! Marc Maron’s new book, “Attempting Normal” comes out today. I pre-ordered mine in hopes to get the signed poster that was being offered. I sent my e-mail requesting one last week but didn’t get...
View ArticleBLOG CHALLENGE: Day Deux
Twenty facts about me. I love stand-up (comedy). My middle name is Kirby. I love the X-Files. I got through a couple rounds of tryouts for Wheel of Fortune. I love roller skating (and derby skating). I...
View ArticleBlog Challenge DAY 8.
The shit I carry around. The question for Day 8 is “What’s in your handbag?” WELL, NOSEY. HERE. Chapstick, chapstick, chapstick, chapstick. Money! Receipts for the last 5 days worth of iced coffee....
View ArticleHey Snatches, Day 28
HEY! I don’t think I’ve ever used the word “snatch” until now. I’m not even really sure what it’s supposed to mean. Anyways, Day 28! Blerg Challenge. I like the spectrum of these questions. We jumped...
View ArticleWhere in the World is Lolo Sandiego?
HEY GURL-ILLAZ. That’s my new happenin’ slang phrase! THREE MORE QUESTIONS UNTIL ME AND MY BLOG FADE BACK INTO THE OBSCURITY OF OBSCURITY. That’s okay, I’ll get to talk to you about my day and nights,...
View ArticleWeird Things Happen
I love when weird things happen. I could sit and read stories about synchronicity and serendipitous moments until my head explodes. This week in “My Life is a Whirlwind I Can’t Make Sense of, but...
View ArticleAre You Difficult?
I think I’m difficult. Not a highly attractive quality but I do as Agent Dale Cooper does and I give myself a gift EVERYDAY. Sometimes I give myself MULTIPLE gifts. Coffee. Ice Cream. Lots of TV shows....
View ArticleI Guess I Should Talk About My Resolutions
It’s that time of year again where we all puff out our waxed and buffed chests and scribble our noble resolutions in cherry scented Mr. Sketch markers for everyone to see and sniff! Amiright? Last year...
View ArticleThe Tale of Two Coffees
Hey kids! Welcome to Stupid Sunday, where I detail something stupid I did today. ENJOY! *** I go to Starbucks every single day. If you think that’s an exaggeration, please feel free look at my credit...
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